What a white woman wants and why you're My man's black bday cuck...
You're an empty old fart just going through the meaningless motions now and like the typical mid life crisis you're about to spend money unwisely on brotox, a new boat or a boat load of women. But that's where I come in to save you. I am so sweet.
You're only happy when it rains and I will only be happy when every thing you had is...
Added:5/21/22 09:48AM
Stroke your dick to My rain boots, shiny pantyhose and satin.
Added:6/3/22 03:02PM
If you want to serve the White Queen you can't be the King of fucking everything up
Added:6/8/22 02:29PM
:) Wallet fucking of course. Now get in My favorite position...
Your best friend found The One and is now a wife so your time is up, bud. She doesn't need doesn't have a reason to keep you around because she has him, right? Watch this video
added 6:23pm 06/09/2022
Are you one of these douches that writes "in shape" and/or "fit" on your dating profile? Who are you trying to k-- with all of that excess body fat you have going on? Do you live under a rock? At the very best you're an average Joe Schmoe. I think it's time for a little Turkey Day show and tell for you inferiors. Your self esteem and your little dating profile will be gone by the end of this video. I want you to open a different kind of account now haha
added Thu, Nov 23, 2017 at 1:40 pm
When your classmate realizes you have an ass and fart fetish she decides she's making you her booty bitch
added 12:32pm 05/31/2022
When you try to smooch this babe you end up under her rollerblades
added 05/29/2022 9:08pm