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Stroke your dick to My rain boots, shiny pantyhose and satin.

Added:6/3/22 03:02PM

If you want to serve the White Queen you can't be the King of fucking everything up

Added:6/8/22 02:29PM

:) Wallet fucking of course. Now get in My favorite position...

Your best friend found The One and is now a wife so your time is up, bud. She doesn't need doesn't have a reason to keep you around because she has him, right? Watch this video

added 6:23pm 06/09/2022

Are you one of these douches that writes "in shape" and/or "fit" on your dating profile? Who are you trying to k-- with all of that excess body fat you have going on? Do you live under a rock? At the very best you're an average Joe Schmoe. I think it's time for a little Turkey Day show and tell for you inferiors. Your self esteem and your little dating profile will be gone by the end of this video. I want you to open a different kind of account now haha

added Thu, Nov 23, 2017 at 1:40 pm

When your classmate realizes you have an ass and fart fetish she decides she's making you her booty bitch

added 12:32pm 05/31/2022

 When you try to smooch this babe you end up under her rollerblades

added 05/29/2022 9:08pm

Why but the cow when you can get the milk for free? Why buy your own when you can sneak some from your roommate? I'll tell you why, because your roommate might be a witch, which might not be good...

added 05/28/2022 7:45pm

You're a lost overweight white belt, years behind, so why would a purple belt bother with you?

added 05/27/2022 6:24pm

You've freed Poison Ivy from Gotham's Arkham Asylum but they don't call her viney highness a super villain for nothing

added 05/26/2022 8:06pm