Hey loser! I have been way too busy for you. Here I am enjoying my awesome all glass corner suite. I thought I'd throw you a little bone since your summer is probably sucking! So here I am on my beach front balcony waiting for My bf to arrive. I totally ignore you like the germ you are, I gaze out at the ocean as I wait, apply some baby oil on My hot ass and soak up the sun as I look down on the beach resort. You don't exist to Me.
Added: 9/9/14 12:30PM
I make shhh in My toilet that's in better shape than you, boy.
Added:5/1/22 05:01PM
It's a somber weathered day so I found some time to film a cloudy window worship video for my marshmallows. Wearing only a thong I tease you softly. My erect nipples are faintly seen as you admire my shady city-framed silhouette. (But of course you will never really see me topless)
Poison Ivy has never met a man she can't ensnare. That is, until Mr. Freeze. But this busty bramble is determined to make Freezie her cool tool with a very hot Christmas present. Can Mr. Freeze resist this scorching hot seduction or will he spring a leak?
Your distant wife wasn't even interested enough to have dinner time or any time with you - that is, until you got your magic bell. Now your once unattracted, bitchy bride has become a sex hungry hucow and man milking machine.
An overdose of homeopathic fertility pills work their magic and turn this housewife into one horny hucow
Oh you're a beas- alright. But not the kind you wish you were. You're a bloated hog. You're a fat pig. And this Halloween this hot hula girl is going to roast you.
Rest in pieces, piggy. You'll be ashes by the time I'm done with you.
Added: 9/21/18 04:29PM
I ain't sayin she's a gold digger
But when this beauty stumbles upon a billion dollar dating service, that promises the best of the best, she signs an agreement right away to land the man. But there's an agreement for both parties and this fiancé is about to become a bronzed babe and it isn't from any vacation in Cannes.
Earnest, down to earth plant activist Pamela Isley, had a brush with danger while working on her latest hybrid. She's about to discover a sense of confidence and deliver one fatal kiss to Dr. Woodrow. The bad seed is in bloom and Gotham is her garden.
Added:10/17/20 07:38PM
Halloween isn't going to be what it used to be. You can't party like last year...but you're invited to My party...
This Halloween you're going to wank to Princess Britney's pirate booty. Talk about X marks the spot. I'm going to make your timber shiver with pleasure.
Added:10/12/20 10:38PM