The Hawaiian hottie is back and you're never getting laid, loser.
added 05/21/2022 5:28pm
Nobody can ring your bell like I can! And you'll be aching to fill My bag.
Be My sugar daddy this spooky season.
Added: 10/7/21 04:03PM
Listen, I'm as confused as you are about our breakup. All I know that I I can't stand the thought of another woman having you. I want you all to myself. I need you to comfort me right now. I need your touch. I need you inside of me...
Added: 12/14/19 03:05PM
Beat it to this goth pirate's treasure chest ;)
Added: 5/16/22 01:25PM
Gotham's own homegrown supervillain is back and she has plans for the planet
added 05/16/2022
Your chronically unhappy woke wife was your biggest mistake. When fools rush in, one always runs out. Radical woke women like your wife will never achieve a normal love and marriage. Here's how her toxic, irrational teeny brain works and it's why you want to get away from your EX wife
Added: 8/25/21 05:53PM
Stay a virgin for nun other than your angel with the scabbed wings
added: 9:49 am 05/15/22
I noticed that's its Pride Month. Jesus. So just because you like sl--ping with the same sex you get an entire month of celebration but people that serve and perish for the country got one day? That makes a lot of sense, right sheepies? Make sure to show everyone you're a good person by posting a rainbow pic. NEWS FLASH: No one cares who you choose to or not to procreate with, so I'm here to rain on your parade!
6/2/21 03:23PM
Type O Negative? Oh you're My type because what they say is true, the bad apples just taste better :SLURP:
Added: 5/14/22 02:07PM
Are you committed enough to ****?
I love you enough to ask you again. Would you **** for Me?
You won't be kissing Me unless you **** for Me...
Added: 10/26/18 05:46PM