Never getting laid

2022-05-218:26 minutes
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The Hawaiian hottie is back and you're never getting laid, loser.

added 05/21/2022 5:28pm

Be My sugar daddy

2022-05-2116:36 minutes
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Nobody can ring your bell like I can! And you'll be aching to fill My bag.

Be My sugar daddy this spooky season.

Added: 10/7/21 04:03PM

Messy break up

2022-05-216:46 minutes
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Listen, I'm as confused as you are about our breakup. All I know that I  I can't stand the thought of another woman having you. I want you all to myself. I need you to comfort me right now. I need your touch. I need you inside of me...

Added: 12/14/19 03:05PM

Pirate's Treasure Chest

2022-05-179:15 minutes
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Beat it to this goth pirate's treasure chest ;)

Added: 5/16/22 01:25PM

Poison Ivy's four leaf clovers

2022-05-176:27 minutes
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Gotham's own homegrown supervillain is back and she has plans for the planet

added 05/16/2022

your woke wife

2022-05-1614:10 minutes
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Your chronically unhappy woke wife was your biggest mistake. When fools rush in, one always runs out. Radical woke women like your wife will never achieve a normal love and marriage. Here's how her toxic, irrational teeny brain works and it's why you want to get away from your EX wife

Added: 8/25/21 05:53PM

Stay a virgin

2022-05-156:26 minutes
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Stay a virgin for nun other than your angel with the scabbed wings

added: 9:49 am 05/15/22

PB Pride Month

2022-05-157:01 minutes
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I noticed that's its Pride Month. Jesus. So just because you like sl--ping with the same sex you get an entire month of celebration but people that serve and perish for the country got one day? That makes a lot of sense, right sheepies? Make sure to show everyone you're a good person by posting a rainbow pic. NEWS FLASH: No one cares who you choose to or not to procreate with, so I'm here to rain on your parade!

 6/2/21 03:23PM

Energy Vampire

2022-05-147:50 minutes
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Type O Negative? Oh you're My type because what they say is true, the bad apples just taste better :SLURP:

Added: 5/14/22 02:07PM

**** for Me

2022-05-1410:07 minutes
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Are you committed enough to ****?

 

I love you enough to ask you again. Would you **** for Me?

You won't be kissing Me unless you **** for Me...

Added: 10/26/18 05:46PM